August 25, 2007

yardsale 2007.

total revenue after 3 hours: $-15.

we've been sitting out here since 7:30 am. we have plenty of fine items for sale at low, low prices, such as:

1. chairs thoroughly destroyed by cats.
2. clothes, with or without stains.
3. a moldy desk.
4. a functional stereo.
5. my old shoes.
6. a lava lamp that is not all that functional.
7. a wonderwoman clock, without batteries
8. a kitten basket.
9. a feral cat.

we have not had one customer. a couple neighbors have waved at us out of pity.
we made signs. we advertised on craigslist and the austin chronicle. and still, nothing.

you have one hour, austin. come buy our shit, please.

here we are, all hot and sticky in the sun:

yardsale 2007: 11 am.
hey you, come buy some shit, man!
wanna buy a kitten basket?
we have wares to sell!

Posted by bananie at August 25, 2007 10:07 AM |

too bad i live so far away cuz the moldy desk sounds nice ;)

Posted by: kristin at August 27, 2007 12:33 PM

do you still have that wonderwoman clock?! i bet you could sell those yard sale photos if you printed 'em up real big... like poster size...

Posted by: broquito at August 27, 2007 10:22 PM
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